[SYSTEM UPDATE COMPLETE] [REALITY 2.0: INSTALLED] [WELCOME TO THE GRIND]

  [SYSTEM ALERT]: You have successfully completed the Tutorial.

  Thank you for reading Duck You!. If you enjoyed Kai and party's glitchy nightmare please consider leaving a Comment, Rating or Review. It feeds the Algorithm (which is less scary than the Great Polish, but only slightly).

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  THE STORY CONTINUES IN BOOK 2. Kai and the party have escaped the game, but they haven't escaped the System. Now, they must survive the hardest level of all: London. Expect raid bosses in the Thames, microtransactions for coffee, and an Orc trying to navigate the Tube.

  [STATUS UPDATE]: There is no loading screen. Book 2 begins IMMEDIATELY. New chapters will be uploaded DAILY. (The devs are crunching, the coffee is brewing, and the grind never stops.)

  Duck You: Volume 2 will be live soon. (Please do not turn off your reality.)

  - Asher Vayne