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Episode 46: The Demons Tea Party and the Confession of the Wind!

  The fluorescent lights of the 50th floor hummed with the oppressive frequency of a prison ward.

  I sat rigidly in my Black Leather Glider (caster-equipped office chair), staring at the Luminous Scroll (monitor) before me. The green grid of the Excel spell was open, but my eyes were entirely unfocused. My Zanshin—my martial awareness—was stretched to its absolute limit, vibrating like a violently plucked bowstring.

  Yesterday, I had infiltrated the Vault of Forbidden Knowledge (R&D Department) on the 42nd floor. There, I witnessed the blueprints of the Chronos—a terrifying, spinning chariot of spatio-temporal mechanics. And worst of all, my Oracle Slate (smartphone) had unleashed a blinding flash, alerting the White-Robed Sorcerers (lab researchers) to my presence.

  I was completely compromised. The hour of my execution was imminent.

  My encampment (desk) is stationed at the absolute vanguard, directly beside the enemy’s primary infiltration route: the Box of Ascension (elevator). Therefore, every time its arrival chime rings, my hand drifts instinctively to the sharpened plastic spoon concealed in my breast pocket. I am fully prepared to intercept the assassins from Human Resources.

  Then, my desk phone emitted a sharp, electronic chirp.

  I uprooted the receiver with a speed that sent the foot soldier of the treasury (accountant) in the adjacent cubicle jumping in his seat.

  "State your clan and purpose!" I barked into the plastic horn.

  "Hattori," a dry, cold voice echoed through the earpiece. It was the Demon Lord himself. CEO Fuma Kotaro. "Penthouse. Right now."

  Click.

  The line went dead. The official summons had arrived.

  "So be it," I whispered, returning the receiver to its cradle. "If the Head of the Wind Demons wishes to end this dance of shadows, I shall meet him at the summit."

  I marched down the Corridor of Silence, the thick carpet absorbing the heavy footfalls of my corporate leather boots. I adjusted the Windsor Noose at my throat, loosening it slightly to ensure maximum airflow for combat breathing.

  The heavy oak doors of the Penthouse parted with a mechanical whisper.

  Kotaro’s office was a vast, terrifying expanse of polished obsidian and white leather, featuring floor-to-ceiling windows that overlooked the concrete valleys of Shinjuku.

  But the Demon Lord was not sitting upon his throne.

  He stood by a sleek, chrome pedestal near the window. Atop this pedestal rested an intricate, terrifying alchemical apparatus. It was a fortress of stainless steel, pressure gauges, and a complex array of spouts and valves.

  Kotaro was manipulating a series of silver dials.

  "You summoned me, Lord Fuma," I announced, coming to a halt three paces away and dropping into a shallow, heavily guarded bow.

  "I did," Kotaro said, not bothering to look at me. He placed a tiny, white porcelain cup beneath a metal spout. "You’ve been busy, Hattori. Making quite the impression on my R&D department."

  My blood ran cold. The trap was sprung.

  "I merely delivered the scroll as commanded," I lied smoothly, my face a mask of stone.

  "Right. The supply requisition form." Kotaro flicked a switch on the machine. "And I suppose the blinding flash of light that temporarily blinded my lead engineer was just a rogue indoor thunderstorm?"

  I tightened my core. I prepared my muscles to execute a backward evasion roll.

  Then, Kotaro reached for a lever on the side of the chrome beast.

  "Before we discuss your... extracurricular photography," Kotaro said smoothly, pulling the lever downward. "Let's have a drink."

  HISSSSSS!

  A deafening screech erupted from the machine. A violent jet of thick, white vapor blasted outward from a metal wand, filling the air with a blinding cloud of intense heat and pressure.

  "POISON MIST!" I roared.

  The Fuma Clan was notorious for their Dokugasu-ton—the Poison Gas Technique. They utilized enclosed spaces to unleash sulfur and wolfsbane, blinding and suffocating their enemies. Kotaro had rigged this chrome beast to discharge a lethal vapor!

  I did not hesitate. I engaged the Shukuchi, exploding from a dead standstill into maximum velocity.

  I dove sideways, snatching a heavy white leather cushion from the guest sofa mid-air to serve as a makeshift Tate (shield). I hit the marble floor, executing a flawless Kaiten-ukemi (rolling breakfall), and vaulted completely over Kotaro’s massive obsidian desk, securing the high ground of cover.

  I landed in a crouch behind the desk, aggressively holding the leather cushion over my face to filter the deadly miasma.

  "Lord Fuma!" I bellowed from my trench. "Your alchemical orb has ruptured! The lethal vapors are leaking! Evacuate the tower!"

  Silence hung heavy in the Penthouse, broken only by the gentle, rhythmic gurgling of the machine.

  I peered cautiously over the edge of the obsidian desk.

  Kotaro was staring down at me. He held a small metal pitcher of milk in one hand. The hissing had stopped.

  "I was purging the steam wand, Hattori," Kotaro said, his voice entirely flat and devoid of emotion. "I’m making an espresso. Put my cushion back."

  I blinked. I slowly lowered the cushion. The white mist had dissipated, leaving behind nothing but the rich, deeply roasted scent of coffee beans.

  "It is... not sulfur?" I asked, slowly rising from behind the desk.

  "It's water vapor. For the milk," he sighed, aggressively rubbing the bridge of his nose. "Get off my credenza and sit down."

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  I replaced the cushion, smoothing the leather to restore whatever dignity I had left, and approached the chrome machine.

  Kotaro pressed a button. A thick, pitch-black sludge dripped from the spouts into the tiny porcelain cup. It looked like concentrated despair. It looked like the very ink used to draft death warrants.

  He picked up the tiny cup by its minuscule handle and slid it across the desk toward me.

  "Drink," Kotaro offered.

  I stared at the black brew. It was a classic Sengoku tactic. The poisoned tea. He knew I had seen the blueprints of the Chronos. He knew I was a legitimate threat. This was my execution.

  If I refused, I showed fear. If I drank, I risked my life.

  But a vassal of the Hattori does not flinch before death.

  "I accept your hospitality," I said, my voice dropping an octave.

  I picked up the cup. It was warm. I brought it to my lips, threw my head back, and tossed the dark liquid down my throat in a single, defiant gulp.

  The strike was instantaneous.

  The bitterness was absolute—a violent, highly concentrated shockwave of roasted earth and ash that assaulted my taste buds. It was so intense it bordered on physical agony. My pupils dilated to their maximum width. My heart gave a violent, shuddering thump against my ribs as the pure, unadulterated caffeine flooded my bloodstream.

  "A neurotoxin!" I gasped, slamming the tiny cup onto the desk. My hands began to vibrate. "You have laced it with nightshade! I feel my meridians igniting! My heart races toward its doom!"

  I immediately initiated Ibuki—the secret ninja breathing technique of forceful exhalations—to slow my heart rate and fight the impending paralysis. "Haaaa... shhhh... haaaa..."

  "It's a double shot of dark roast espresso," Kotaro said, sitting back in his chair and watching me hyperventilate. "It's supposed to wake you up. Stop hissing."

  I paused mid-breath. My heart was indeed beating like a war drum, but my mind was suddenly sharper than a freshly honed katana. The suffocating fog of the spreadsheets had vanished. I felt as though I could see through the very fabric of time itself.

  "A combat stimulant," I realized, wiping a bead of sweat from my brow. "Formidable."

  Kotaro leaned forward, resting his elbows heavily on the desk. His casual demeanor vanished. The temperature in the room seemed to plummet by ten degrees. His eyes—sharp, predatory, and ancient—locked onto mine.

  "You saw the blueprints, Hanzo."

  The name struck the obsidian desk like a physical blow.

  Hanzo.

  He did not say Hattori. He did not say Masanari. He used the title of the Demon. The title of Tokugawa's absolute shadow.

  I froze. The caffeine vibrating in my veins instantly turned to ice. I slowly lowered my hands, dropping into a deep, perfectly balanced Kamae stance right there in the center of the executive office.

  "You drop the facade, Kotaro of the Fuma," I hissed, my voice echoing across the vast room. "You confirm what my instincts have screamed since I first saw your face plastered on the glowing billboards. The Head of the Wind Demons survives."

  Kotaro did not draw a weapon. He simply swiveled his chair slightly, looking out over the sprawling, neon-lit empire of Tokyo.

  "I recognized you the very day you walked into my lobby wearing that cheap polyester suit and screamed at the receptionist robot," Kotaro said, a dry, humorless chuckle escaping his lips. "Your posture. Your insufferable obsession with loyalty. No one else in this soft, modern era walks like they have a blade pressed constantly to their spine."

  "Then why did you not strike?!" I demanded. "Why hire me? Why subject me to the relentless torture of the Excel spell?"

  "Because this era is different, Hanzo," Kotaro said, turning back to me. His eyes burned with a dark, terrifying ambition. "There are no warlords here. Only board members. There is no honor in conquering a world built entirely on HR complaints and quarterly projections. It is a hollow victory."

  He tapped his Oracle Slate, bringing up a holographic projection of the image I had stolen—the blueprints of the Chronos. The massive, spinning centrifuge.

  "You think I am building a weapon to destroy this city," Kotaro continued. "You are wrong. That machine is not meant for this world."

  I gasped, the truth finally clicking into place within my caffeine-accelerated mind. "The temporal mechanics... the rotational velocity... You seek to reverse the flow of the river! You seek to return!"

  "The Fuma clan was destroyed," Kotaro said, his voice dropping to a dangerous whisper. "But the wind does not die. It merely changes direction. I will finish the Chronos. I will open the gate. And I will return to the Sengoku era to rewrite the history that discarded us."

  He stood up, towering over the desk.

  "And you, Demon Hanzo... you are going to help me."

  "Never!" I spat. "I am a vassal of Lord Tokugawa Ieyasu! I will not aid the enemy of my lord!"

  "You will," Kotaro smirked, casually tossing a fresh stack of documents onto the desk. "Because if you don't, I will fire you. And from what I saw on your resume, you have absolutely zero marketable skills in this century. Good luck paying rent without my coin."

  I stared at him, my mouth hanging slightly open. The sheer, terrifying pragmatism of the threat left me completely defenseless. He wasn't threatening my life; he was threatening my livelihood. It was a hostage negotiation where the hostage was my ability to buy groceries for Aoi-dono.

  "Keep working your shifts, Demon," Kotaro said, turning his back to me and looking out the window once more. "Organize the logistics. Format the data cells. The gears are already turning. Dismissed."

  I stood there for a long moment, my fists clenched, trembling with the residual energy of the espresso and the crushing weight of the revelation.

  I bowed—a stiff, profoundly reluctant inclination of the head—and turned on my heel.

  The nature of my infiltration had fundamentally changed. It was no longer espionage. It was an extortion racket.

  Hours later, the sun had set, and the neon lights of Shibuya painted the streets in hues of electric blood.

  I burst through the door of our stronghold, sliding the deadbolt home with a resounding, metallic clack.

  Aoi-dono was sitting at the low table, dressed in an oversized sweatshirt, eating a bowl of cereal while idly scrolling through her phone.

  "Aoi-dono!!" I cried out, dropping to one knee and sliding across the synthetic tatami until I stopped mere inches from her bowl.

  She didn't even flinch. She just lifted her spoon out of the way.

  "The Demon Lord summoned me to his penthouse!" I panted, my eyes wide with dramatic terror. "He knows I have seen the blueprints! He offered me a black, bitter brew extracted from a glass orb—a poison to silence me forever!"

  Aoi crunched on a mouthful of frosted flakes. She swallowed, staring blankly at the wall.

  "It's just an espresso maker, Masa. And he probably called you in to fire you for breaking into the lab yesterday. Hand over your badge."

  "I am not fired!" I protested, clutching my chest as the extreme fatigue of the fading caffeine took hold. "He confessed! The Fuma Lord spoke my true name! He admitted his identity! That centrifuge... it is a chariot of time! He plans to rewrite history!"

  Aoi looked at me. Even in the face of the century's greatest discovery, her eyes were completely dead, devoid of a single shred of awe.

  "Right. So, did you make sure to clock out before you went to the CEO's office, or are you getting overtime pay for this?"

  "I do not perform such shallow servitude as slicing and selling my own time!!" I screamed at the ceiling.

  The truth was out. The battle lines were drawn. And I was now trapped in a binding corporate contract with the devil himself.

  Masanari’s Cultural Notes (Glossary)

  ? The Alchemical Orb of Agony (Espresso Machine): A terrifying chrome beast that uses high-pressure steam and boiling water to extract the dark soul of the coffee bean. It hisses like a serpent and produces a liquid that causes the heart to strike the ribs like a war drum.

  ? Dokugasu-ton (Poison Gas Technique): A traditional ninja art utilizing airborne toxins. The sudden release of steam from the milk-frothing wand is a perfect imitation of this deadly attack. Always have a cushion ready.

  ? Ibuki (Ninja Breathing): A method of forceful, rhythmic breathing used to expel toxins, calm the mind, or slow a heart rate dangerously accelerated by a double shot of dark roast.

  54 Days Remaining.

  Next Episode Preview:

  Episode 47: The Blood Seal and the Corridor of Ringisho!

  Masanari: "The Fuma Lord has entrusted me with a scroll known as the 'Ringisho'! It is a blood pact meant to mobilize the clan's war funds! To enact it, I must gather the souls' engravings, known as 'Hanko,' from the lords of each division in sequence! Yet, the Lord of Accounting is an iron-walled guardian who never nods his head! I shall challenge this life-or-death diplomatic warfare simply to pass a single piece of paper!"

  Aoi: "It's just an internal stamp rally for corporate approval, Masa. Before you start worrying about the exact angle to bow your stamp toward your boss's, make sure you properly glue your transit receipts to the back."

  Next Time: Masanari charges through the labyrinth of office politics in search of the blood seal known as a Hanko!

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