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  Hachijo Prison is sponsored in part by: His Imperial Majesty the Emperor. He thanks you for your continued service in his fight to raise Japan high above the ashes until he sits atop the promised throne of the remade world. He hopes this programming provides you the needed escape and recuperation to fill you with vigor in your work to fulfill his purpose.