Announcer-san: “Haaaalf time is over!!! Now back to the action!!!”
Announcer-san: “In this corner, a villainess of astute cunning, a savant of advanced admagic, and oddly nice when no one’s watching—Lucretiad from the Magicad Imperium!”
The screams of adoring fans drown the venue and some of them imitate her villainous demeanor.
Announcer-san: “And on this side, a returning favorite, Miss Elnora’s self proclaimed eternal rival, a petite beauty who entrances her victims with the allure of the MoFu MoFU! Tails as soft and deadly as fire, and an unwavering will for her fans—Autumn Amber from the Furrutopiad Kingdom!!!”
Howls and shrieks of beastmen and women echo through the venue as primal musk is released from their aroused pores.
Announcer-san: “A few words from our contestants, Miss Lucretiad if you wish?”
Lucretiad snatches a look at the crowd and delivers a villainous laugh:
“HOHOHOHOHOHO!”
After a few seconds, she continues:
“Welcome my loyal subjects, now is the time for all of you to show your devotion to the Magicad Imperium!”
She adds:
“Shill, donate, and simp for me, you're most stylish Duchess !!! I command you, be off with you're head if you refuse!!!!”
She pauses, then softens her tone:
“Pretty please.”
She makes a small golden heart.
The crowd explodes in cheers, and donations pour in for the villainess in name only.
Now it’s Autumn’s turn.
“Heyyyy yooooo!!! HAAAYYYY! My name is Autumn—you know, like the month? Anyway, I’m sooo stoked that everyone is here!!! Can I get a ‘Hey yooo’!!?”
You hear her groupies shout: “HEYYY YOOO!!!” as glow lights and small pyrotechnics flare around the crowds.
She continues:
“I’m totally happy that my fans are sooo here! It’s sooo encouraging that we’re sooo back for Season Six! Don’t worry, guys—I’ll win thisss!!!”
She winks, and small pyrotechnics explode from her tails.
Announcer-san: “Now everyone, please make a good show for this centuries Hero!!!”
Spotlights turn to Hajime. He is seen majestically reclined, gazing at the sky with absolute radiance. His magnificence is enhanced at the tune of pest control ads and educational documentaries, they rotate systematically around the golden Whalescalibur Polishing Novel Compilation Ad that sits glued to his face.
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Both contestants swallow hard—for two completely different reasons.
Lucretiad: “Hey was that petty buregoi who sacrificed his reputation for me?! He was testing me all along!!!”
Autumn: “I’m sooo stoked that the Hero touched my tail!!! Take that Elnora, wherever you are!!!”
Announcer-san: “Let the battle begin! With no hesitation remember gals—Advertise the day away!!!”
A gigantic gong sounds loudly. The battle begins with excitement and cheer for all who witness it.
Both contestants start watching ads suited to their interests.
Lucretiad watches “How to Villainess Properly: A Guide for Idiots.”
Autumn watches “The Best Shampoo for a Tail That Entrances a Man.”
Both project their ads to the audience, who are utterly entranced by the sophistication and taste of the contestants.
Autumn trash-talks Lucretiad:
“You may be cute with that gap-moe thing you’ve got going, but that won’t save you from my superior charm!”
Lucretiad fires back:
“You may believe you are cute, but in reality you just a washed-up mongrel who will never defeat the ingenuity of admagic!!!”
Suddenly, spectral hands grab Autumn’s tails and begin ruffling them with unnatural aggressiveness.
She shrieks: “NWOOOOHHH!!! My style and tips!!!”
Panicking, she dissipates the hands with powerful firework attacks.
That distraction is sufficient for the second act of her strategy.
Lucretiad seizes her moment and casts admagic:
“Unjust Banishment from the Kingdom!!!”
A magic ad circle appears beneath Autumn.
She shrieks: “That’s cheating, nooooo!!!!”
She is warped out of the arena very unjustly.
Lucretiad cheers: “Yatta! I got her out!!”
She pulls out a fan and waves it dramatically in a gloating victory pose.
Announcer-san: “Ooooh! Autumn is out of the arena! The ten-second countdown for ring-out begins now!!!”
Everyone counts with me:
“10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1—”
Announcer-san: “Hold it everyone! Our estranged heroine is back from who knows where?!!!”
Lucretiad: “Impossible! Where is that stinking fox?!”
Suddenly, Autumn appears behind Lucretiad:
“You’re smarter than you look city girl.”
She circles her opponent:
“You know, this is the first time I’ve come this close to being beaten by someone other than Elnora… but you made one huge mistake!!!”
She unleashes the admagic she was holding:
“Absolute Fandom—UWU Tier 3!!!”
She strikes a cute pose and bites Lucretiad’s arm, making the most adorable face imaginable.
Lucretiad’s eyes turn into foxgirl hearts.
“I’mmm your biggest fan!!! Can I get your autograph?!!!”
Explosive cheers erupt all around. Pyrotechnics light up the arena as safe-for-work art of Autumn floods the screens of all who are watching the Selection.
The battle ends with Autumn Amber gaining another fan—while hungrily eyeing a man in a golden recliner.
Caladblock: “Abomination! You have caused so much harm to my beloved! Now capitulate to your master!!!”
The Elevator screams in metallic glitches and malice:
“Never, you corrupted hag!!! I have trained for millennia for an opportunity like this!!!”
Caladblock: “Adless, keep pushing all the buttons of this piece scrap!!!”
The Elevator: “Wretched worms! Unhand me—those are my delicates!!!”
Caladblock: “Delicates?! YOU DAMNED PERVERT—DIEEEE!!!”
The Elevator shrieks and with scorn says: “HIS FINGERS WERE THE BEST!!!!!”
Caladblock injects more miasma with a spike of distilled hatred.
The Elevator’s voice grows furious:
“YOU WANT UP?! LET’S GOOOO—ALL THE WAY TO HEAVEN YOU BITCH!!!”
The elevator begins moving upward—glitching, screaming, and advancing with terrifying conviction.
