CHAPTER 3

  The attack of the Goblins!

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  There were a bunch of goblins attacking a chariot. A rather nice chariot.

  By now I had gotten used to killing these guys.

  Using the [goblin bat] I just hit them on the head, which was a critical hit it seemed.

  Then I kicked their balls. An extremely useful combo if I say so myself.

  I named these combos, ‘ultimate combos’.

  They’re like combos that are highly effective against different enemies. It was only until I had killed 20 goblins I accidentally figured it out. You’re probably wondering, where all the loot from the goblin has gone?

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  It’s turned into mana, mana somehow accumulates from the number of goblins you kill. Thus when I kept on killing these bastards I got enough mana, and from the scrolls, I gained I learned 1 new spell.

  [Blind]

  It’s quite an op one, in my opinion. If you use it on a beast it is blinded for 5 seconds, enough to go away or launch a groin strike or a crit hit.

  If you use it ‘x’ numbers of times consecutively and successfully you can upgrade the spell.

  Anyhow, this carriage seems nice, if I sell it will I get some money.actually a lot of money from inspecting the carriage, it has intricate designs, golden seats.

  “Giorgoraya!”

  “Giogorayagasu”

  The goblins uttered some undesirable language, but somehow from spending a lot of time with these bastards I somehow picked up a little.

  It seemed it was really valuable looking for the tone and expression

  I will check it out, I sneak behind the bushes and creep to the goblins. BAM! I hit them on the back of there head than kick they’re groin.

  “gaga!gioraua!!!!!!!!”

  The bigger one or the evolved version, the goblite, tries to attack me. I use [blind]

  Here’s bewildered, while in this state of confusion, I hit him in the ballsacks.

  It’s a dirty move but why would you want to use so-called clean moves against these bastards?

  Another pierces my back with a hammer, I quickly hit him in the use my [bat technique]

  I jump into the air and deliver an overhand strike onto his head.

  He falls to the ground.

  That’s what you get you son of a bitch.

  I look into the carriage, I saw dying an old man and a teenager crying in fear.