Excerpts from Trey Lancaster's Handbook: The (Most) Official Doctor's Apprentice

  -Francis's label: "Apply to wound every four—"

  -Me: "Hairs?"

  -Reid (with withering pity): "Hours. And please stop reading aloud."

  -Conclusion: Without Reid, we'd all be dead.

  Patient Case #90: Trey Lancaster (The Hero of the Pines)

  You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story.

  -Injuries: Fractured leg, fractured wrist, shattered soul.

  -Cause: Heroic stunt. (Fine—fell off a roof).

  -Francis: "That's not heroic."

  -Me (pleading): "Francis... buddy... tell me you'll use your sparkly power to banish this pain."

  -Francis: "You'll live, Trey." (The classic answer.)

  -Treatment: Wrapped me in blankets, gave me water, let me suffer for hours—then finally used Quanta to knit the bone.

  -Francis: "If I fix it too fast, you won't learn."

  -Conclusion: Rude. Absolutely rude.