Legend:

  ??? - Indicate a beachgoer.

  ?????? - Indicate a superstar beachgoer.

  ???????? - Indiate a legendary beachgoer.

  SUPER BEACH TEAM 145! (Kevin named)

  Himeko ???

  Tolerance for Foolishness: 12 (Drops to 0 if the foolishness is over 7' tall)

  Sunscreen Application Consistency: 100 (Reapplies exactly every 45 minutes, despite Osea being generally foggy and block out the sun)

  Romance Novel Hate-Reading Speed: 95

  Dig (Sand holes): 5 (Finds the activity illogical and dirty)

  Spike (Volleyballs aimed at Kevin's head): 99

  Hydration Management: 98

  Social Battery: 15 (Drains twice as fast underwater)

  Snack preparation: 100

  Desire to go home: 88

  Overall Beach Rating: 50 (Safe, hygienic fun)

  Special Ability: Zone of Absolute Isolation - Effectiveness: 94

  Himeko possesses a supernatural ability to construct an impenetrable, sand-free fortress in the middle of a harsh environment. Using oversized beach umbrellas, ice buckets, and a "don't talk to me" aura, she creates a safe zone that completely neutralizes Osea's harsh weather and repels 100% of Kevin's attempts to drag her into the sea.

  Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon.

  Kevin ????????

  Foolishness: 100

  Surfing: 90 (Though it's not advised to go surfing in Osea)

  Seafood BBQ Grillmaster: 98 (He rented a fishing boat earlier this morning)

  Dig: 95 (Architecturally marvelous, multi-tiered fortresses complete with moats)

  Spike (Heart rate when Himeko looks at him): 150

  Excuse Fabrication: 100

  Snack consumption: 100

  Ability to read the room: 90 (But actively chooses to ignore it)

  Overall Beach Rating: 95 (Maximum fun, zero self-preservation)

  Special Ability: Delusional Optimism (Area of Effect) - Effectiveness: 99

  Despite standing on a gloomy, rocky industrial coastline with zero actual tourists, Kevin’s optimism (borderline delusional) forces his surroundings to feel like Howoii. He completely ignores the fog, successfully running a high-end seafood BBQ out of nowhere, and somehow warps a miserable day into a genuinely romantic and fun memory (even if Himeko refuses to admit it out loud).

  Art concepts by J. Win!