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Ch.37: King of Peppers

  The sun had barely begun its climb when James and the others stepped onto the broad steps of the Adventurer Guild once more. The morning air was cool and crisp and smelled faintly of baked bread from the street vendors already setting up shop.

  The guild hall, on the other hand, smelled like sweat, ambition and burnt mana.

  James inhaled deeply.

  “Smells like a kitchen during rush hour,” he muttered.

  Vhara nodded once, as if he had spoken a simple truth of the world. “Yes. Heat. Effort. Battle.”

  Mira yawned into her sleeve. “You two are insane.”

  Gerrard trudged behind them with the sluggish misery of a man betrayed by alcohol. Marty dragged his feet beside him, clutching a waterskin like a lifeline.

  “Next time,” Gerrard muttered, “do not serve a garnish that pairs perfectly with ale. I blame that salad for everything.”

  Marty squinted toward James. “And what was that thing you three mentioned about paperwork yesterday? Something about… reports? I barely remember it, but I swear it came up between rounds.”

  James coughed lightly. “Nothing you need to worry about. Just a situation Vhara handled.”

  Mira arched a brow. “Handled is one word for it.”

  Vhara didn’t turn. Her voice was level and cold. “They provoked me. I gave them the consequence they earned.”

  Gerrard blinked. “Why do I feel like we missed something dangerous?”

  “You did,” James said. “And let’s keep it that way.”

  Marty groaned. “Great. Perfect. Love that for us.”

  They approached the massive guild doors. Even from outside, the muffled sounds of clanking armor, shouted greetings, and someone loudly insisting they absolutely did hit the monster could be heard.

  James pushed the door open.

  Warm air rolled out and enveloped them. The guild was just as chaotic as their last visit: adventurers moving in clusters, mages rummaging through scroll cases, warriors sharpening weapons, and someone arguing with a receptionist about a bounty that had apparently “looked way bigger yesterday.”

  Only one thing was different.

  Today they weren’t here to confess someone else’s death.

  They were here for opportunity.

  The kind that came with silver, not seasoning.

  Still, when James inhaled, he felt the spark from earlier that morning return. Tiny, insistent, reminding him of stoves, windows, and the wagon he refused to fund with money he couldn’t replace.

  He didn’t just want a job.

  He wanted stability.

  Progress he could earn, not spend.

  Mira drifted toward the front desk, waving shyly to the receptionist from last time: Ponytail Man With Infinite Stress Lines. He blinked when he saw them.

  “Oh. You’re back. And there are more of you now.”

  His gaze landed on James.

  “And you must be the cook. According to the Guild Master.”

  James lifted a finger. “Registered adventurer cook.”

  The man stared. “Same thing.”

  Vhara inclined her head. Her tone was formal and clipped. “We seek contracts.”

  The receptionist gave a small, resigned sigh. The sigh of a man who already sensed incoming chaos but was too tired to resist it.

  “Well,” he said, flipping open a ledger, “since this is your first official day acting as a registered party, I should explain the rank system. And the rules. And the danger ratings. And the legal liability forms.”

  James held up both hands. “Please don’t say ‘forms.’ I’m still recovering from yesterday.”

  The receptionist ignored him.

  He pulled out a long parchment scroll and let it roll across the counter. Gerrard jumped back to avoid being smacked in the knees.

  “Ahem,” the receptionist began in the flat voice of a man who had done this too often. “The Adventurer Guild uses a tiered ranking structure to assess capability, reward level, and expected mortality.”

  James blinked. “That last part escalated quickly.”

  The man continued without emotion.

  “Copper Rank: beginners. Tasks include delivery jobs, herb gathering, and scaring small animals.”

  Gerrard whispered, “We’re at the same level as housewives doing grocery runs.”

  James elbowed him. “Be respectful. Some housewives could kill us.”

  “True,” Gerrard admitted.

  The receptionist pointed to the next tier.

  “Iron Rank: low-risk combat missions, minor beasts, escort duties.”

  Mira nodded lightly. “Then Steel, Silver, Gold and so on. Same structure everywhere.”

  The receptionist blinked. “Yes. Exactly.”

  Gerrard leaned toward James. “She really used to do this for a living, huh?”

  Mira sighed. “Unfortunately.”

  The receptionist hesitated, realizing she already knew the system, but continued anyway.

  “Steel for stronger monsters and higher pay. Silver for elite professionals. Gold… rare. Platinum… extremely rare and terrifying.”

  He paused.

  “Silver and above gain access to restricted contracts, as well as rare ingredients and magical materials.”

  James froze.

  Rare ingredients.

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  His brain made the same sound an oven makes when it ignites: a deep whoomp of ignition.

  Vhara noticed him tense. “James. Keep your mind steady. Do not run toward foolishness.”

  “To be fair,” Mira whispered, “that is ninety percent of his personality.”

  “I am standing right here,” James muttered.

  The receptionist rolled up the parchment.

  “Since you registered yesterday, you are Copper Rank. You may browse the Copper and Iron boards. Do not touch the Steel section. If you do, someone will drag you away for your own safety.”

  James nodded quickly. “Of course. Absolutely. No problem. We’ll behave.”

  He turned toward the quest boards.

  Gerrard called after him, “James, why are you walking like that? Your face says you’ve already decided something stupid.”

  “This is not my stupid-decision face,” James said.

  Mira glanced at him. “It absolutely is.”

  Vhara nodded. “Clan warriors wore that look before they brought trouble to everyone.”

  James threw his hands up. “It’s unbelievable. I make one thoughtful face and suddenly everyone assumes chaos.”

  Gerrard shrugged. “We assume it because you make that face right after you heard ‘rare ingredients.’”

  “Slander,” James muttered. “All of you.”

  Then he stopped.

  There it was.

  Pinned on the half Copper, half Iron board. Singed edges. A red warning symbol.

  FIRE PEPPER BLOSSOM — COLLECTION REQUEST

  Location: Emberroot Caverns

  Reward: 28 silver + hazard bonus

  Notes: Use extreme caution.

  The words vibrated in his vision.

  James stepped closer slowly, reverently.

  The description continued:

  “Known as the King of Peppers. Highly aromatic, floral, sweet-heat profile. Extremely potent. Plants react violently to mishandling due to internal heat-pressure cycle.”

  Violently.

  Floral.

  Sweet.

  Heat.

  He could taste it already.

  Under the printed description, someone had scribbled:

  One returned with burns.

  One didn’t return.

  Handle with care.

  James’s breath hitched.

  Danger wasn’t a deterrent.

  Danger was seasoning.

  For a moment his entire risk-management system simply powered down. The chef in him lunged forward and seized control.

  Pepper king. Floral fire. Sweet heat.

  Fear had left the building.

  Gerrard peered over his shoulder. “James… what’s that look on your face?”

  Mira followed. “Oh no. No. That expression. That’s your ‘rare ingredient broke your brain’ face.”

  James placed a hand over his heart. “That is a gross exaggeration.”

  “You froze,” Mira said.

  “For a perfectly reasonable culinary reason.”

  Vhara stepped forward, read the description and immediately shook her head. “No.”

  “Yes,” James breathed.

  “No. This plant burns and bursts. It kills the careless. You will not take this lightly.”

  “So do good dumplings,” James said.

  “That is not the same thing.”

  James gently lifted the quest slip from the board.

  Gerrard panicked. “Oh gods. He’s holding it. Why is he holding it? Put it back!”

  James turned with calm, terrifying resolve. “I am taking this quest.”

  Vhara’s voice dropped into her clan-warrior tone. Short. Sharp. “Explain your reason, James. Now.”

  “Because this pepper could rewrite a sauce,” he said. “This isn’t garnish. This is…”

  He swallowed.

  “A dish that becomes folklore.”

  Mira groaned. “You’re going to get us all killed for garnish.”

  “It’s destiny,” James whispered.

  Gerrard raised a hand. “Can we maybe take a job where the objective isn’t ‘try not to explode’?”

  But James was already marching to the front desk.

  The receptionist looked up.

  “Oh gods,” he muttered. “Not that one.”

  James set the quest slip down. “We’ll take it.”

  The man stared into his soul. “You do realize most adventurers do not die from monsters on this quest.”

  James tilted his head. “Then what do they die from?”

  The man tapped the paper. “Mishandling the peppers.”

  James brushed that aside. “Danger is flavor’s twin brother.”

  The receptionist squinted. “That is not a proverb.”

  “It is now.”

  He stamped the form.

  “You will need protective pouches,” he said, “and gloves and medical supplies and—”

  “We’ll prepare,” James said.

  “I was going to say ‘write your wills,’ but alright.”

  Mira whimpered.

  Vhara looked up as if silently asking her ancestors why she was bound to a culinary madman.

  Marty inspected a decorative plant nearby, blissfully unaware of the looming peril.

  The receptionist slid the stamped slip toward them.

  “Good luck. If you bring the peppers back intact, you get a hazard bonus. If you come back intact, consider that an even greater bonus.”

  James grinned.

  Vhara groaned.

  Mira reconsidered learning healing magic on the spot.

  Marty finally noticed the mood.

  “…Are we leaving already?”

  They were.

  They stepped out of the guild hall with the stamped quest slip in hand. The morning sun had climbed higher, warming the stones underfoot. People moved along the street, but James barely noticed.

  He was one dangerous flower away from culinary glory.

  Gerrard trudged beside him, dread sinking into his shoulders. “So… where exactly are we going?”

  “Emberroot Caverns,” James said.

  Mira winced. “You said that like it’s a picnic spot. Emberroot Caverns has heat vents. Unstable mana lines. Exploding rocks.”

  “Which is why fire peppers grow there,” James replied. “Perfect conditions.”

  “That is not comforting,” Mira shot back.

  Vhara crossed her arms, voice firm. “This quest is dangerous. In the caverns you stay behind me. No wandering. No touching.”

  “Of course,” James said. “You’re our frontline.”

  She gave a short nod. “Good. Keep discipline.”

  Marty raised a timid hand. “Do we… have a plan?”

  “Yes,” James replied.

  “No,” Mira whispered.

  “Not yet,” Gerrard muttered.

  James waved them off. “Relax. The quest slip said only two adventurers died last year handling the peppers.”

  “Last year?” Gerrard choked. “Why is that supposed to help?”

  “They combust if shaken wrong,” Mira reminded him.

  “That is why I will not shake them wrong,” James said calmly.

  “That is not a strategy,” she snapped.

  Vhara grunted. “Enough. Supplies first.”

  They walked toward a vendor stall stacked with adventuring gear. Smoke-stained gloves, bundles of cloth, and various tools hung from iron hooks.

  The vendor, a middle-aged man with half his eyebrows missing, leaned forward. “You kids headed to Emberroot?”

  “We need equipment for handling fire pepper blossoms,” James said.

  The vendor went pale. “…Why?”

  “Because they’re delicious,” James said, beaming.

  “You’re either brave or stupid.”

  Vhara answered simply. “Both.”

  The man sighed and pulled down a pair of thick gloves. “Heat-resistant. Fire blossoms won’t burn you through these, unless you panic and grab too many at once.”

  James nodded. “I do not panic.”

  Mira quietly choked. Gerrard snorted. Vhara stared at James long enough to say otherwise.

  The vendor reached for a bundle of cooling cloths. “These help slow heat buildup. You’ll want at least three.”

  James lifted one. “Price?”

  “Four silver each.”

  James froze. “Four? For cloth?”

  “Heat-resistant weave,” the vendor grumbled. “Expensive to make.”

  James set them down. “We’ll skip those.”

  Marty whispered, “Reasonable.”

  The vendor frowned, then held up a set of small rune-stitched pouches. “These stabilize temperature. Each blossom gets its own pouch. If two touch, one goes off.”

  James lifted a brow. “My inventory already stabilizes temperature.”

  The vendor blinked. “Your… what?”

  Gerrard sighed. “He has a magic space. Do not ask.”

  Mira added, “It keeps food fresh. And prevents explosions, apparently.”

  Vhara nodded once. “His pack is safe.”

  The vendor stared at James as if reevaluating his entire life. “Well. If your magic space does the work of twenty pouches, good for you.”

  James purchased only the gloves. His coin pouch felt lighter. Opportunity always taxed ambition.

  Back on the street, Mira exhaled shakily. “Why does even the preparation stage feel like a mistake we’ll regret?”

  “Come on. Vhara’s here, and you two throw magic. We’re basically invincible,” James said.

  Vhara stopped walking and faced him fully. “Listen. In the caverns you follow me. Hesitation kills. Stupidity kills faster.”

  “I understand,” he said.

  She studied him. Her voice lowered just a fraction. “You chase flavor like warriors chase honor. That path can kill.”

  It was the closest thing to heartfelt advice she had ever given him.

  James smiled softly. “Thanks. I’ll be careful.”

  “See that you are.”

  They continued toward the city gates. As the walls came into view, Marty gradually slowed.

  Then he stopped completely.

  “Alright,” he said, clutching his ledger to his chest. “This is where I leave you. I am not a fighter. I do not enter hot caves. I sell things. Ideally while alive.”

  “Reasonable,” Gerrard said.

  Mira blinked. “You’re not coming?”

  “I’ll be at the inn,” Marty said firmly. “Alive. Waiting. Preferably bored. If any of you return missing limbs, I will provide emotional support from a safe distance.”

  James gave him a thumbs-up. “Fair enough.”

  Vhara dipped her head. “May your trade prosper.”

  “Good luck,” Marty said, waving as he backed away. “Bring back something profitable!”

  And so the party continued, minus one extremely sensible merchant.

  Gerrard sighed, James hummed, Mira worried and Vhara walked as if nothing on the continent could kill her.

  By late morning, the city had fallen behind them. The road thinned into a winding path through rocky terrain where the ground darkened and warmth radiated upward.

  Heat shimmered over the stones.

  Plumes of steam hissed from cracks.

  James inhaled deeply. “Smells spicy.”

  “Smells like death,” Gerrard corrected.

  Vhara rested a hand on her sword. “The land warns us. We proceed.”

  Mira’s grip tightened on her staff. “Why does even our first quest feel like some cursed cooking trial?”

  James grinned. “Because, Mira… today we meet the King of Peppers.”

  Vhara groaned. “Stop calling it that.”

  A faint plume of reddish smoke curled upward in the distance.

  They walked toward it.

  Toward Emberroot Caverns.

  Toward danger.

  Toward flavor.

  And toward the deadliest ingredient on the continent.

  Author’s Note

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