Calling a helpline

  Does god raise you the same, does he ask questions you wouldn’t care to think, does he check each truth and measure it against a rule, does it pull string, attachments, your inner Zen, what was I saying, are your dreams out of control?

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  That's gonk

  The general rule for when dogs are around is to be happy, they smell your intentions, and they smell your fear, live, laugh, love, is it happy over here, and when the moon is out and beasts are wandering, so big, boobies, what was I saying, and you just get out there and slay, I'm thirty, filthy millennial, and all the sex parties, the second thing, echoing…