phenomen a book

Jack Hartley didn''''t ask to be a Sex Mage. He was nineteen, freshly arrived at college, and had exactly one semester of dining hall meals and questionable roommate situations ahead of him when the universe apparently decided he had better things to do. Pulled through a portal to a world of magic and monsters, Jack wakes up naked in an unfamiliar forest with no food, no clothes, no weapons, and a mysterious ring that fits exactly one place on his body and has very strong opinions about where it belongs. Armed with a skill set that he will never be describing to anyone in polite company, a goblin club with a complicated history, and a proprietary alchemical formula that is exactly as awkward as it sounds, Jack must navigate a brand new world, build a business from the ground up, and figure out what exactly a Sex Mage is supposed to do with himself. The answer, it turns out, is quite a lot. A story about magic, commerce, personal discovery, and the surprising number of problems you can solve when your primary skill set is sufficiently flexible. Not recommended for reading on public transport. The system has no embarrassment settings and neither does Jack.